I'm writing you this letter to inform that last night I cheated on you. I know that I promised to take you out (of the vegetable bin) but I forgot and ended up taking out red meat instead. I feel horrible because you have been so good to me and you don't deserve this. I only hope that you can forgive me and maybe you will let me take you out tonight. I love you salad.
Sincerely,
Dr. Reginald A. Manwine
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