Sunday, January 31, 2010
The Iceman Vs The City of Metropolis
I used to love how Ice Man sprayed that ice side walk through the air when he was going from point A to B BUT I wonder if he ever got sued when them jonts melted and fell on peoples cars and $hyt LOL Just a thought
Saturday, January 30, 2010
How to Cheat on your girlfriend- OMG
How To Cheat on Your Girlfriend from Langston Shaw on Vimeo.
I know this brother personally and 2010 has a lot in store!
Please enjoy and support good art
Ask A. Leon
Dear A.Leon,
My name is Billy and I read your blog religiously and I really like your honesty. I’m in a bit of a pickle so I decided to ask my favorite extra terrestrial how to handle it. Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and my girlfriend says that it doesn’t matter what I get her and she understands that money is tightwith the economy tanking and all. Last year I got her a Snuggie and a cheap bottle of perfume and to be quite honest I think she hated the perfume. But, she wears the hell out of that Snuggie and she looks sexy in it too. You gotta love a woman who cooks breakfast in a leopard print Snuggie, OMG. But this year I want to go to the next level but I only have a $40.00 budget. A. Leon what do you recommend I get her?
Greetings Billy,
Well ,well Billy you are in a peculiar predicament. I am not familiar with this thing you call a Snuggie but it sounds like a Ghamnipnip from the planet Zeflon and those things please my wife enormously. As for gift ideas you need to think in terms of longevity and what pleases her reproductive organs. I have done much research on the human species and what I have discovered Billy is that the female gender really loves shoes with the flesh of animal. This shoe has a sharp kickstand-like function on it’s bottom that I can only assume is for battling predatory animals in the wild. But with $40.00 american dollars, which is equal to 3 dojaja, not much in any galaxy! You might be screwed in the shoe department. So as a secondary train of thought I recommend a thoughtful card and good sexual intercourse with protection. I hope that you have been satisfied with my response so I leave you with this. It is the thought that counts not the calculator.
Regards from Mars,
A.Leon
Friday, January 29, 2010
Metro Transit Price Hikes APPROVED....Without improved Services
METRO Where for art thou?
Are you tired of being LATE to work due to metro delays?
Are you frustrated by over crowded trains?
Do sick passenger delays Piss.You.Off?
Move to Mars because THIS is as good as it gets.
NY Trains are 24-7 BUT they are filled with all types of crazy people tryna battle you like it's "So You Think You Can Dance NYCT" and it can be a little dirty so I'm told
Don't get me wrong Metro plucks my nerves but it's better than most, so I'm told ;)
What's your worst Metro or public transporatation story?
Leave a Comment.
Are you tired of being LATE to work due to metro delays?
Are you frustrated by over crowded trains?
Do sick passenger delays Piss.You.Off?
NY Trains are 24-7 BUT they are filled with all types of crazy people tryna battle you like it's "So You Think You Can Dance NYCT" and it can be a little dirty so I'm told
Don't get me wrong Metro plucks my nerves but it's better than most, so I'm told ;)
What's your worst Metro or public transporatation story?
Leave a Comment.
Music and Scenes of an Unrelated Texture
I wake up to this every Saturday morning.....
Thank Me Saturday at around 8:30am ;)
Thank Me Saturday at around 8:30am ;)
Thursday, January 28, 2010
We Love You Donnie
Dear Donnie,
I want to be the first to say thank you Donnie for giving me so much great music and doing an excellent job as a host and DJ over the years. I remember you as a child on BET's Video Soul playing all the soul videos and you kept it honest and wholesome for the family. With you retiring I can truly say that an era is coming to an end. I only hope that you continue to guide the newer DJ's and music artist with your signature style and humble demeanor. And for the record you know you look like you could be the lead singer from Kool & the Gang's brother LOL.
Peace & Blessing,
Dr. Manwine
Wrong Beach, Wrong Airline!!
*Flipside*
Hey guys this is just crazy! There is no way I would sit calmy in my seat while landing THIS close to the beach.
I don't care if wherever this is it's considered normal...
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Hot Wheels (Kids Don't understand how lucky they are)
I remember the classic BMX, Huffy and later the higher end Mongoose dirt bikes and as a child I would wake up at 7:04am on a Saturday and leap into my wranglers throw on the chucks and a t-shirt, wristbands and my baseball cap and head to the living room or patio to grab my bike. In my mind It was a motorcycle and my imagination made it so. We even added a playing card (without dad knowing it because it was from his deck of cards...sshhh) to make the engine sound at top speeds down a long hill. I remember when we lived on the 3rd floor and I had to lug that huge (to me at the time) bike frame down the many flights of stairs...sheeeez what a work out for the joy of riding LOL. I remember getting outside and seeing my little crew of fellow riders circling the parking lot slow like vultures scanning the pavement for prey. I miss cruising and exploring new neigborhoods even beyond that point your mom said you'd better not ride beyond.
But now the kids have this nifty piece of work (wow I actually found a place to use the word nifty... next we will try to insert the word spiffy and it's a wrap team) to ride in style and design. Looks awesome and once again the UK shows they have the one up in the design and functionality department. This would make a great gift to a 8 year old IF ONLY WE COULD PRY THE JOYSTICK FROM THEIR TINY LITTLE HANDS! Oh well maybe things will come full circle and kids will come outside again and ride like we used to in the good old days...
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
This Just In well..Sorta Gary Coleman ARRESTED
Man as if it wasn't crappy enough they go and lock up the big man :(
But I hope he wasn't swinging on his lady because that's not cool either.
Digital Love and the Mobile Freakshow
I have been in a serious relationship with RIM aka Blackberry for over 5 years now. And up until recently she was my main squeeze. That was until my friend and fellow techy Ooh Sanchez told me NOT to get the new Blackberry Tour because the trackball sucked among other things. Now let's go back a few weeks and you will find me with a Blackberry curve that didn't do SHYT! Not good for anything except txting or phone calls. BOOOOOOO!!! So I felt hey if I upgrade to the Tour I will have a better browsing experience and a cool sleek looking device as I was also NOT ready to give up the whole QWERTY experience, fuck it I'm old school lol. So anyways I talked to Ooh and he convinced me to buy the HTC Eris with the Google Android OS. I did my homework and checked the reviews and was willing to give it a try. Plus my old blackberry didn't have a back and was in bad shape to say the least. I get the phone and HOLY SHYT!!! It was like going from a 27 inch black and white Zeneth with the hanger antennae to a 62 inch Flat Panel LCD HD Blue Ray TV while watching the AVATAR on that sum-a-bytch!!! LOL I mean the interface was sensible and smooth. The menus and navigation took some getting used to but that's only because I was a BB guy thus far. The touch screen was very responsive and the APPS were Awesome and I would say like 89% of the apps are free. That's the best price in the galaxy! Needless to say my old Blackberry sits in my top drawer at home looking like a broke down relic. It was fun while it lasted but now I'm DROID'N from here onBytches ;)
Thanks to Ooh Sanchez and check him out @ www.oohwebpages.com
Tell me what is your favorite DEVICE.
Dear Salad (In a bag),
I'm writing you this letter to inform that last night I cheated on you. I know that I promised to take you out (of the vegetable bin) but I forgot and ended up taking out red meat instead. I feel horrible because you have been so good to me and you don't deserve this. I only hope that you can forgive me and maybe you will let me take you out tonight. I love you salad.
Sincerely,
Dr. Reginald A. Manwine
Monday, January 25, 2010
I Hate the Wheeled Backpack
I don't know about you but I cannot stand this New back friendly socially accepted alternative means of transporting items referred to as the backpack on wheels with retractable handle on it. I ride public transportation and this little sucker can cause an otherwise normal flow of human traffic to be awkward and dangerous. For those that don't know let me explain.
Ok recently due to the increased percentage of bad back cases(I'm only assuming) some "genious" comes up with an idea to take the backpack OFF the back and onto the ground. So picture a backpack with a metal telescopic handle that raises and retracts on the top of the bag and 2 skateboard wheels on the bottom. The user walks ahead of the bag while it wrecklacely swirves left to right behind the person sometime flipping over and causing the people in back to almost trip and fall while the person pulling the bag moves forward oblivious to the confusion taking place 2 feet behind them.
I often want to haul off and KICK the crap out of the bag but I realize that getting into a fight in the morning is not a good idea. People are pissed about the "Recession"(In quotes because America acts like its Hearsay when in fact it's...... SAY IT! ....HERE!!!) so i try to keep it peaceful and stay out of the way.
Anyone else almost tripped or missed a bus train or plain because of one of these damn bags?
Speak to me!
Kids Are Allergic To The Outdoors
I am a father of a 11 year old boy and I have come to the conclusion that with the invention of the internet, PSP and Cartoon Network our kids have lost the ability to imagine life without these things. When I was his age I was sent outside and told not to come back in until Dinner or to check back in every hour or so until it started getting dark. This gave my mom time to clean up and prepare dinner without a busy young kid on her heals all day. She also knew that this would teach me responsibility because I had to stay out of trouble and harms way, how to use my imagination because an idol mind is the devil's workshop and I kept the devil unemployed as much as possible and lastly friendship because I would hang out and roam about with a small group of friends doing "kid" things like exploring, building forts in the woods, catching crayfish and minnows in the creek, playing with matches, throwing rocks, chasing squirrels, pretending to be ninjas and other mischievous activities. I got my share of bumps, scrapes and bruises, wore out the knees and muddied up my share of Lee jeans and my sneakers had the mouth on the front to prove I was ripping and running all over the place every chance I could get. When I got home I would take off my "play" clothes and jump in the tub. Again my imagination was ongoing so I remember as an only child I used to have a quirky personality. I always tested the boundaries and would do things that would land me dangerously on the verge of a butt whoopin just to see how far the outer limits would take me. I remember in the tub I would play a game where I would slide forward and back slightly and after a few times the water would be rocking like the ocean or better yet almost spilling out of the tub. Now I might have been a weirdo because this was so cool to me but would often land me in trouble because I got the floor soaking wet. All in all it was fun and just seemed more fun than just sitting there counting the tiles on the side of the wall. When I was a little boy we had Saturday morning cartoons and in retrospect I think this was invented so that mom and dad could sleep in while the little ones were preoccupied with the Super Friends, Road Runner and Bugs Bunny. It was a time to get inspiration for what was to come later that day after a big bowl of cereal of course. I would watch the superheroes and then "become" them later on outside at play. Cartoons and access to fun things were moderate back then. But now Cartoons are on 24-7 and the video game is so "real" kids don't wanna swing a bat or catch a football, they want to swing a Wii control and press the controller on Madden 2009. Don't get me wrong I played Atari and Nintendo till my hands hurt but it was after I came inside from playing or if I went to my friends house for a sleepover.
I have to force my son to go outside on a hot day. He just walks around like a zombie as if to say "Where am I?", "What is this thing called "Outside"?" And the boy is terrified of insects and non domesticated animals.
The imagination is the true "Last and Final Frontier" and I feel each generation is losing real estate because of the lack of imagination being used. So if you are out there and you have kids or know kids that are imagination-challenged or Allergic to the outdoors please give me your feedback.
This is what you get.....
When you take two great musicians and put them in the same room.
Thank me later!
You know ur a tool when....
- You forget your own kids birthdays
- You owe someone money and you make them feel bad for having to ask for it back
- You never ever ever replace the toilet paper when you snatch the last sheet to wipe your selfesh a$$
- You don't move your bag out of the seat but can see that the bus or train is fool and you look at people with an "I wish you would snarl"
- You treat your employees, siblings or public servants like $h!t
- Don't pay your child support but want to make decisions in the child's life
- You tell secrets, Tell Lies and pass them off as secrets
- You don't giveto charity
- Don't let people pass in the fast lane but instist on driving 4 miles below the speed limit
- You leave crappy disrespectful comments on blogs just because
Hot Tub Time Machine Trailer (Mature)
This Movie looks like it's gonna be pretty funny. In the same vein as The Hangover and Land of the Lost let's see if this movie rocks.
How Social Networking Diminished my Life
I am totally overwhelmed here. I have Facebook,Myspace,Twitter, WordPress,Blogger,Gtalk, weebly etc etc. I spend most my time "checking". And no matter what I end up with the same core people that I consider interesting. I used to Stumbleupon until I reached the end of the net lol. I'm looking for that feeling of discover again. I never thought the net would get too crowded for new and exciting exploration. So with that said i will take specs of time to share some of the nuggets I have found during my time being "Connected". Please feel free to comment and pass on the "nuggets", also if you have any cool sites songs videos or new technology turn us on to it.
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