Tears of a Clown? (Chris Brown)

Hurry, Hurry, Hurry step right up to the greatest show on earth! Don't forget your peanuts. Your popcorn. Your KLEENEX? Yes, last week we had the pleasure of witnessing a fairly decent BET awards show. There was the very preggo Alycia Keys and the Prince Liftime Achievment Award. But the side show didn't begin until Chris Breezy hopped on stage with a "riveting" Michael Jackson tribute cast behind a giant white screen. The silloutte moved like Mike and even grabbed his crotch like the King of Pop but when it was time to....Hand me my mirrror Jerome!... Chris brown broke down like a 1998 Ford Taurus on I-95 during a hot Memorial Day weekend- while singing Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror". When I saw it I was like "Wait for it, waaait for it" and then there you have it public sympothy (Just add water). I have been behind the scenes on a reality show and saw how the producers lead you into emotional situations to boost ratings after all Chris is worth more selling hot records than being the bad guy forever. For what its worth Rihanna made the most of the unfortunate situation and took her non singing ass to the top of the charts thanks to some free pub compliments of an ass whooping (Which is still uncalled for none the less). Chris, well, he wasn't so lucky. So in a room somewhere in L.A. the suits said we need to get this boy back on top, get him generating cash flow, have him smiling on a bottle of Snapple Mango Madness. So during rehersal they cleared out the Shrine Auditorium and pulled old Breezy to the side and said "Boy you better cry like Terry Crews just smacked the living Shiznitt outta ya so we can get this revenue flowing again. Hey, I don't blame Chris if he embelished on the weepage so he could win the fans back. He made a mistake, He apologized now let's move on. We should be more concerned about helping young men deal with violent tendencies instead of disowning them when they go out of control. I really like Chris Brown. I want to tell my son "See Chris is a real dude. He messed up, did some soul searching and came back stronger. Isn't that a LIFE lesson?

Just Saying!

Doc